The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe


The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

Coming Soon to Theatres Near You

Announcing the 2015 Canadian election as told through fiction, this year featuring C.S. Lewis’ most famous title!

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As the lion, we cast Mr. Mulcair. Because, that beard…

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As the witch – you guessed it – Mr. Harper. His immovable hair is either the product of a hex, or taxpayer-subsidized haircare. Its anyone’s guess. But he loves to talk about…

…Mr. Trudeau, who has been cast as the wardrobe! Because who knows what is inside?! All we know for sure is that there is nice hair on top of this wardrobe, and that’s what Mr. Harper can’t stop talking about.

Yes, Margaret Atwood already pointed out this hair-irony, but what good work of fiction doesn’t draw on other stories?

And not to disappoint our fans, Elizabeth May will have her cameo as Lucy Pevensie! The other kids might tease her, but hey, that’s just what they do.

 

 

 

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The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe will be showing across Canada for a whopping 78 days! Yes, it’s a record! But it will all be over before you know it, so consider choosing your seat and buying your ticket soon.

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